“If I Were”
Here’s a game that Lola got out of her self harm workbook! You just answer the questions, “If I Were….” Play along if you want!
If I were a politician I would be
An NDP! They are Canada’s socialist party!
If I were a pop star I would be
I would be the lead vocals of a gothy dance band! I don’t know what we’d be called.
If I were a film star I would be
I don’t want to be someone who already exists. I would like to a versatile actress though but I would prefer musicals. If I could be in something like Les Mis I would be set!
If I were in a soap opera I would be
I hate soap operas. They stress me out and I think they’re silly so I do n’t want to be one.
If I were a writer I would be
I’ve always wanted to write my memoir. I’ve thought about typing up my journals but then while I’m doing that I think, “This is dumb” and I stop. I also have science fiction ideas or just general fiction ideas!
A wicked book.
If I were a TV show host I would be
I would love to have my own talk show!
If I were a criminal I would be
I think I’d be a crime of passion type gal. Passion meaning pissed off and wanting people to feel like shit for being mean to me.
THE KIND THAT DOESN’T HATE!
If I were a mythical beast I would be
A UNICORN!!!! More specifically a rainbow unicorn!
If I were a Disney character I would be
Merida from Brave!
If I were a drug I would be
If I were an animal I would be
I find I often wish I was my cat so I’ll go with a cat.
If I were a piece of food I would be
If I were an illness I would be
Constipation. Can’t tell you why, just mostly wanted to type that word.
If I were a mood I would be
If I were a holiday resort I would be
A big dance resort!
If I were a pattern I would be
Skulls and awesome
If I were a tree I would be
There is a wicked tree up the street from me that I call the Tim Burton tree so I want to be that tree! It’s bare and has twisty, jagged branches!