“If I Were”
Here’s a game that Lola got out of her self harm workbook! You just answer the questions, “If I Were….” Play along if you want!
RIP Jack Layton, NDP
If I were a politician I would be
An NDP! They are Canada’s socialist party!
If I were a pop star I would be
I would be the lead vocals of a gothy dance band! I don’t know what we’d be called.
If I were a film star I would be
I don’t want to be someone who already exists. I would like to a versatile actress though but I would prefer musicals. If I could be in something like Les Mis I would be set!
If I were in a soap opera I would be
I hate soap operas. They stress me out and I think they’re silly so I do n’t want to be one.
If I were a writer I would be
I’ve always wanted to write my memoir. I’ve thought about typing up my journals but then while I’m doing that I think, “This is dumb” and I stop. I also have science fiction ideas or just general fiction ideas!
Lady Rainicorn from Adventure Time
A wicked book.
If I were a TV show host I would be
I would love to have my own talk show!
If I were a criminal I would be
I think I’d be a crime of passion type gal. Passion meaning pissed off and wanting people to feel like shit for being mean to me.
THE KIND THAT DOESN’T HATE!
If I were a mythical beast I would be
A UNICORN!!!! More specifically a rainbow unicorn!
If I were a Disney character I would be
Merida from Brave!
If I were a drug I would be
MDMA
If I were an animal I would be
I find I often wish I was my cat so I’ll go with a cat.
If I were a piece of food I would be
A pickle
If I were an illness I would be
Constipation. Can’t tell you why, just mostly wanted to type that word.
If I were a mood I would be
Fuck….
If I were a holiday resort I would be
A big dance resort!
If I were a pattern I would be
Skulls and awesome
If I were a tree I would be
There is a wicked tree up the street from me that I call the Tim Burton tree so I want to be that tree! It’s bare and has twisty, jagged branches!
Posted on January 27, 2013, in Questions and tagged Lola, MDMA, NPD, questions, self harm, tim burton, unicorn, workbook. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.
Love your answers!
Skulls and awesome, what a great pattern!
I don’t know what “awesomeness” would look like but maybe that’s what makes it awesome! it could be anything!
Those are hard questions for me to answer – but I’ll try.
If I were a politician, I would be unsuccessful because I don’t want to be swayed by parties and institutions more focused on money than doing the right thing.
If I were a pop star, I would actually be able to sing – and that would be great! I can’t sing, and my son has continually informed me of that since he was able to speak. So much for every child loving the sound of their mother’s voice! LOL
If I were a film star, I would be Katherine Hepburn or Audry Hepburn. (same last name, but I don’t think they’re related. ) I just like their style and I’d have loved to be wispy like Audry!
If I were a in a soap opera, well let’s just skip that one. I hate them. Dumb and silly.
If I were a writer, I would write adventurous fantasy books like The Hobbit. Books that can take you away and let you forget about your life for awhile.
If I were a tv host, I would be witty, down to earth good looking, honest, sincere … are there any hosts like that out there to compare with?
If I were a criminal, I would be Robin Hood. You know the story!
If I were a mythical beast, I would be a forest elf. Still going with the wispy look of Audry Hepburn.
If I were a Disney character, I would be the main character in Brave. Although I haven’t seen the movie – I’m going off of the commercials.
If I were a drug, I would be – WOW, that one’s REALLY tough! Do I want to repair something, create a feeling, or what? I really don’t know.
If I were an animal, I would probably be a dog. Wanting and giving lots of love, likes to learn things, can chill or go on an adventure with you. Strong bonds, yet still maintaining their own personality.
If I were a piece of food, I would be lasagna – complex and simple (depending on how you make it), enjoyed by most people, comforting to eat, warm, good food. Haven’t made it in years though.
If I were an illness, I would be – why would anyone want to be an illness? As it is, I already feel like I am an illness that plagues my world. Skip.
If I were a mood, I would be sunny, positive and loving. Also passionate.
If I were a holiday resort, I would be Hedonism II. A fun place to be.
If I were a pattern, I would be paisley. Don’t know exactly why, just like the swirls and curves. Remind me of the yin yang.
If I were a tree, I would be an old, strong oak tree. Great for climbing, been around to see A LOT, provide shelter to what is in the branches and what rests below. But a maple would be cool too, with great color in the fall. No, an oak.
I’ve always wanted to be an elf too! Like a Legolas elf :p with a bow and arrow!
Good point about the drug and illness question! I’m going to think about why I picked what I did.
Thanks for sharing your answers
Fun!
If I were a politician I would be
Radical and likely assassinated
If I were a pop star I would be
Subverting the crap out of everything, sidestepping industry middlemen left and right, and recording lengthy homage albums to Klaus Nomi.
If I were a film star I would be
Starring in some underground impossible-to find-thing. Like the couple I have been in, but if I were the star I’d have more lines or actions or something.
If I were in a soap opera I would be
I’m not sure because I could never sit through a soap opera. Pass?
If I were a writer I would be
I guess since I make comics and lyrics I sort of am a writer…but if I were a writer-writer I’d want to be a cross between Antonin Artaud and Kathy Acker.
If I were a TV show host I would be
I’m more interested in being a disruptive guest a la Crispin Glover on Letterman
If I were a criminal I would be
I’m probably already a thought criminal, as artists must sooner or later one day be…
If I were a mythical beast I would be
A Blengin! They were made up by the artist Henry Darger (who, if he isn’t a Mad Saint, should be!). They have big horns, butterfly wings, and are pangendered.
If I were a Disney character I would be
Stitch! But as a kid I felt more like Lilo.
If I were a drug I would be
Amanita Muscaria mushrooms
If I were an animal I would be
A RATTY-RAT!!!!!!!!!
If I were a piece of food I would be
Cacao
If I were an illness I would be
A societal malaise
If I were a mood I would be
Swinging?
If I were a holiday resort I would be
The Titanic
If I were a pattern I would be
concentric
If I were a tree I would be
A Halloween looking tree with an owl living in it!
Love the questions. I have Copied and Pasted them into Word and I’ll answer them when I have more time (I am at work and sneaking the odd few minutes to answer masses of stuff.)
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