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Mental Health Humor #5

I love it when you go see your psychiatrist and they diagnose you with the whole DSM within 5 minutes of you FIRST visit!

You’re a paranoid schizophrenic, with psychotic tendencies. I’m also picking up Depression an a little OCD & BPD

How many diagnoses have you been given since entering the mental health system?

I’ve been given:

  • hormones
  • dysthymic disorder
  • bipolar disorder
  • borderline personality disorder
  • post traumatic stress disorder

 

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